" blue ribbon "

 [ "blue ribbon" ]

1: An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

  * e.g.,  ... Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair. 

 [ "blue ribbon" ]

1: to have sex with others including a goat, It is called a blue ribbon because you would need the finest goat from the fields of wisconsin, a prize winner that is. Could be oral or anal.

  * e.g.,  ... When Tim entered the hot tub as he sat next to Susie and Mattias, a goat raised its head out of the water, Mattias stated we are having a blue ribbon tonight. 

 [ "Blue Ribbon" ]

1: What you call a chic who is exceptionally pretty/hot/sexy, or in an above the rest category.

  * e.g.,  ... You see her over there, now that chic is blue ribbon. 

 [ "Blue Ribbon Special" ]

1: (n): The Noah's Ark of Breakfast Meals Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice). Famous for it's previously super-low price of $49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at Tom Jones diner in Brookhaven, Pa. A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.

  * e.g.,  ... z: "Dude, where's my office? I can't find it...cause I'm baked--HALF BAKED!! I was smoking some doobies, Doobie Brothers! I was smoking some doobies with my brothers..." 

 [ "Blue Ribbon Committee" ]

1: Stephen Colbert Fan Site's homeland security organization

  * e.g.,  ... The BRC (Blue Ribbon Committee) discovered the culprits for the Bear Hack. 

 [ "Pabst blue ribbon" ]

1: The nectar of the Gods. This was the beer that was consumed by US military personnel in ww2 and the Korean War. It is also the first beer to be put in a can. Steel cans for iron men. Drink Pabst Union made in the USA

  * e.g.,  ... Grab a Can of Pabst blue ribbon out of my cooler 

 [ "pabst blue ribbon" ]

1: A classic american pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch, rolling rock, or any other american swill.

  * e.g.,  ... "If all you have is cheap American mega-lagers, at least give me a Pabst Blue Ribbon" 

 [ "blue ribbon committee" ]

1: Political slang for "What are you gonna do about it?"

  * e.g.,  ... I will be putting together a blue ribbon committee consisting of myself and Miss Childs. 

 [ "Blue Ribbon Ass" ]

1: The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Tyrome-"Leslie got dat blue ribbon ass. It was love at first sight." 

 [ "Pabst Blue Ribbon" ]

1: The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.

  * e.g.,  ... Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium! Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer. Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.